Drunken St. Patrick's Days of Years Past

holidays st. patrick Mar 17, 2022

At four years sober, looking back I can see how my whole life revolved around alcohol. 

 

St. Paddy’s Day is, of course, a huge drinking holiday. All I needed in the past was alcohol to make it a success.

 

So much so, that it was my first night  out just 6 weeks after my first daughter was born 17 years ago.

 

On March 17, 2005 I got out of my nursing pajamas and into my kelly green to hit up an Irish pub with a friend while hubs stayed home alone with the baby for the first time ever. 

 

I loved it. 

 

I was impressed with my hot mom body (don’t hate me). 

I had a skinny waist, brand new boobs, and insatiable desire for a night out of the house. I was ready to hit the scene and show it all off. 

I was thrilled when the opportunity spontaneously arose. I leapt into that pub, chugged my green beer, and announced to everyone that I was (gasp!) a new mom. 

I was just begging for attention, and on an absolute...

Continue Reading...
Close

50% Complete